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SL»DB: Simple database storage for Second Life

If you’re a creator of scripted content in Second Life, you’ve probably noticed the lack of persistent data storage available for LSL. Storing long-term data is nearly impossible without using an off-world database, but off-world database storage requires knowledge of PHP.

SL»DB: Simple database storage for Second Life

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Posted on May 17th, 2009

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Dear Lady At The Register

Hi there! I’m the guy behind you in line. We should know each other pretty well by now, considering I’ve been standing back here with my roll of Tums for about half an hour.

No, please… take your time arguing with the guy at the cash register. I’m enjoying all the headlines of the magazines in the rack. I mean, who knew Demi Moore was having Pauly Shore’s lovechild? That info will come in really useful for me at my weekly housewives bridge game. You know how we love to gossip! Continue Reading…
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Posted on May 5th, 2009

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Posted on May 2nd, 2009

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Palm TX: porn-free (IMPORTED)

Found this post in an old blog while conducting an internet enema, and it filled me with nostalgia for the days before smartphones. Thought I’d re-post it.

Last week, I found myself shivering with cold sweats. It had been ages since I had spent a ridiculous amount of money on a marginally useful gadget. So, despite the fact that I already have a Palm Tungsten T5, I picked up the nearly identical Palm TX.
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Posted on May 1st, 2009

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Dear Street-Corner Mime

Dear Creepy Street-Corner Mime,

I just want a word to explain to you why I reacted the way I did when you playfully “discovered” an invisible wall in front of me on the street the other day. I admit that kicking you in the testicles and running away screaming like a girl was an indecorous reaction, but it’s important to me to explain myself before you pass judgment on me. Continue Reading…
Second Life

Posted on April 26th, 2009

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Question: HUDs run on no-script land?

I got this question from ‘taurus:’

I noticed you managed to get the new te.leport.me hud to work on no script land. I was wondering if you’d tell us how you did this and if you plan to equip your other items with whatever loophole you used here.

I’m actually kind of embarrassed to have overlooked this on the release, but I’m glad we got it worked out now.

Basically, there’s a small, intentional hole in the no-script land restriction, and that hole is the control event. The no-script restriction is designed to allow things like flight enhancers and animation overriders to continue working, so the parcel assumes that an attachment running a control event is one of those things and allows it to continue operating. Continue Reading…
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Posted on April 21st, 2009

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