Archive - March, 2006

PC Quest? Anyone? Anyone?

March 24 12 Comments Category: General

Am I the only one that remembers the early ’90s band PC Quest? It was two guys, one girl, and… I’m not sure about the little one. They produced that song “After the Summer’s Gone” in which a 12-year-old kid sings about the soul-shattering tragedy of star-crossed love:

The Play’s The Thing

March 09 0 Comments Category: General

For reasons far too dull to go into, I need to write a play. Two, actually. And they need to be good. I’ve written plays before, but these were absolute garbage, and this play has to be… well… not garbage. The problem? I don’t have a plot in mind. Back when I was writing garbage [...]

How To… Train a Turtle

March 09 0 Comments Category: Humor

The first and very lame installment of Pip’s How-Tos…

You will give me paper towels…

March 05 1 Comment Category: Humor

The lavatory at work just got one of these new-fangled paper towel dispensers with the electric eye. Y’know, the kind you wave your hand in front of to get your four-square-inch towel. Does anybody else ever feel like they’re performing the Jedi Mind Trick on those things? In honor of Smivey: Electric-eye paper towel dispensers, [...]