Jeremy G. Pippin

Dude, I’m so high right now. I’m so high! Dude, I smoked like… uh… what? Oh, yeah. Dude. I’m so high. I had this fattie and I so smoked it. And then Troy was like, “Dude. you totally smoked that whole thing” and I was like, “Dude!” Dude. You want some of this? It’s my [...]

Ah, that time of year has come at last. Every year, around this time, exciting red and blue and green packages appear on the shelves at my local Albertson’s. And every year, around this time, I buy one of those shiny foil-covered boxes, remove one of the contents, and eagerly eat it. And every year, [...]

Dear Pretentious Grad Student, Hi! I’m the guy who sits behind you in class. You know that odd crunching noise you hear every time you speak? Yeah, that’s me griding my teeth.