Jeremy G. Pippin

Dear person with “hottie”, “babe”, or “sexy” in your email, aim, or forum username, I totally love your username. I wanted, however, just to let you in on a little-known word that might help you out in the long run: humble /ˈhÊŒmbÉ™l, ˈʌm-/ Pronunciation Key – Show Spelled Pronunciation[huhm-buhl]: adjective, not proud or arrogant; modest: [...]

If a dream really is a wish your heart makes, does that mean my heart’s secret desire is to be chased naked by my junior high science teacher and her army of giant mutant crabs?