Archive - May, 2009

SL»DB: Simple database storage for Second Life

If you’re a creator of scripted content in Second Life, you’ve probably noticed the lack of persistent data storage available for LSL. Storing long-term data is nearly impossible without using an off-world database, but off-world database storage requires knowledge of PHP.

Google’s funny that way

May 05 0 Comments Category: Humor

Palm TX: porn-free (IMPORTED)

May 02 3 Comments Category: Featured, Humor, Technology

Found this post in an old blog while conducting an internet enema, and it filled me with nostalgia for the days before smartphones. Thought I’d re-post it. Last week, I found myself shivering with cold sweats. It had been ages since I had spent a ridiculous amount of money on a marginally useful gadget. So, [...]

Dear Street-Corner Mime

May 01 2 Comments Category: Humor

Dear Creepy Street-Corner Mime, I just want a word to explain to you why I reacted the way I did when you playfully “discovered” an invisible wall in front of me on the street the other day. I admit that kicking you in the testicles and running away screaming like a girl was an indecorous [...]