Ask Pip: Worst movie ever?
Dear Pip – what was the worst movie ever?
The worst movie ever written, produced, and unleashed upon unsuspecting audiences was Dude, Where’s My Car?.
Forget Plan 9. Forget Dead Alive. These movies were, admittedly, horrific, but neither captured the almost malevolent shittiness of Dude, Where’s My Car?.
And Dude had no excuse. It had stars (well, quasi-stars, anyway), hot girls, and money – these elements alone should have been able to pull me through a passable hour and a half.
But no — I had to watch Dude in installments, to keep from choking upon my own bile.
If I ever had to choose between watching this movie again and masturbating with sandpaper –well, I’d probably go with the movie, but only after careful consideration.
I agree completely. I think you have to be high to watch that movie. The only thing that was mildly entertaining was when they first meet the hot girls who are supposed to be aliens. And that was only because it was shot by where I live.
nope, we have had this argument, worst movie ever was 3,000 miles to graceland and you know it.
honey, you know that saving silverman was AS bad as dude where’s my car. you just have that early date sentimentality to defend it.
i guess y’all missed ishtar.