Hey Kid
Enough is enough. That freakin’ rabbit has been trying to get some Trix for 40 years now. Isn’t it time to quit being a prick about it?
“Trix are for kids?” Seriously. It’s a $3 box of crappy, unreasonably-colored sugar balls with little to no nutritional value. A cartoon rabbit is about the only thing it is fit to be fed to.
Besides, he’s an anthropomorphic talking rabbit. One with an obsessive fixation on a breakfast cereal, who’s shown time and time again the ridiculous lengths he’s willing to go to to score his fix. He’s not silly; he’s scary. And it’s only a matter of time before this gets out of hand.
So quit being a dick and give him a bowl. Before somebody gets hurt.
Love, Pip
