Jeremy G. Pippin

If you’re a creator of scripted content in Second Life, you’ve probably noticed the lack of persistent data storage available for LSL. Storing long-term data is nearly impossible without using an off-world database, but off-world database storage requires knowledge of PHP.

Your soul is a withered ruination. But don’t worry; everything’s okay now.

I’ve been asked, with increasing frequency, about the theme/genre of our products.  A lot of weapon-makers concentrate on making replica weapons: Beretta 9mms, Desert Eagles, Uzis, etc.  We’ve never really done that, and I’m forever being asked why.

So… I got suspended from Second Life for “misrepresentation of a Linden.” Funny, because I’ve had no contact with anybody outside my friends list for the last several days, and most of those conversations were chatting about, y’know, my cat. Or scripting questions. I’ve certainly not represented myself as a Linden in any way, shape, [...]

I’m kidding about the title.  But in all seriousness, I’m not the dick many Second Lifers think I am. I titled my blog “That Griefer Guy” as a joke, because I’m often known as just that, as if my only purpose as a Second Life creator has been to create chaos and disruption in sandboxes [...]

If anybody’s actually reading this, I’d like to point your attention to a new project I’m collaborating on in RL.  It’s called Indecent Haiku, and it’s a collection of supposedly funny and most definitely NSFW haiku. My particular collection of “works” can be found here.

Here’s a little secret:  of all the products I’ve ever made, I use Secret MSGR the most. Seriously, it’s a shitload of fun.  Good, clean, anonymous fun that doesn’t end up with anybody getting launched into outer space.  It’s the only HUD I wear all the time. Usually, I slap on the identity “Second Life” [...]

I have a confession to make.  I don’t like New York. Gasp. The thing is, in New York, if you say “I don’t like New York,” your statement is immediately met with a “well, that’s just ‘cuz you can’t hack it here” attitude.  Thing is, I can hack it here fine.  Not liking New York [...]

SECOND LIFE These are screenshots taken either by me or by others and sent to me. [flickr-gallery  mode="photoset" photoset="72157615871030778"] REAL LIFE These are just some personal photos I’ve taken. As you can see, I have an unnatural affinity for high-contrast black and white. [flickr-gallery mode="photoset" photoset="72157616396176079"]