Archive - Technology

Palm TX: porn-free (IMPORTED)

May 02 3 Comments Category: Featured, Humor, Technology

Found this post in an old blog while conducting an internet enema, and it filled me with nostalgia for the days before smartphones. Thought I’d re-post it. Last week, I found myself shivering with cold sweats. It had been ages since I had spent a ridiculous amount of money on a marginally useful gadget. So, [...]

iPhone Tip: Restart iPhone After Mail Changes

If you’re using MobileMe push mail, and you make changes to your mail accounts (any of them, even if you add one), it sometimes goofs up the push.  Dunno why; it shouldn’t.  But it seems to, and I spent ages trying to diagnose why my MobileMe mail wasn’t pushing properly after I added a Gmail [...]

iPhone Tip: Del.icio.us on your iPhone

If you haven’t tried out Del.icio.us, you don’t know what you’re missing, whether your’re on an iPhone or a desktop.  Del.icio.us is an online bookmark manager (free) that allows you to post bookmarks to it and tag them.  These bookmarks are then available anywhere. The advantage of this may not be immediately obvious.  It’s not [...]

Day 1: Acquisition

July 22 6 Comments Category: Technology

These are the first words typed on my iPhone. So far they are like slow torture for somebody used to about 30 wpm on the BB keyboard. If you want an iPhone in NYC by the way, go to the 5th avenue location around 3:30 am. I only waited about 2 1/2 hours, as opposed [...]

How To… Install Ram On Your Mac Pro

October 28 2 Comments Category: Featured, Humor, Technology

Because full-screen internet porno takes a lot of memory.

Monologue: The Camera Enthusiast

October 18 0 Comments Category: Humor, Technology

Hey, I got the greatest deal. I got a Nikon D200 at the camera shop for only three thousand bucks. The guy said it was worth like, twice that. And then I got a couple of lenses for it – well, six lenses, actually. I figure, if I’m going to drop three grand on a [...]

iCheated

August 07 7 Comments Category: Humor, Technology

I met her in the Apple Store. That’s how I first knew we had something in common. I caught her gorgeous black eye out of the corner of mine. She was staring at me, openly and boldly, as if daring me to make a move. I knew I shouldn’t. I was committed already, to one [...]

In Memoriam: Nintendo Power Glove

March 20 7 Comments Category: Humor, Technology

Today, I’d like to take a moment to pay my respects to the greatest gizmo of all time: The Nintendo Power Glove. For those of you who don’t remember, the Power Glove was released as a peripheral to the Nintendo Entertainment System in 1989. That is also, coincidentally, when it entered my heart.

Comparing apples and… well, not apples

February 05 0 Comments Category: Technology

Seriously. Unless you’re a gadget nut, write a tech blog, or are particularly dependent on your cell phone, you’re not going to give a shit about this post. Even if you are, you probably still won’t care. But I’m annoyed.

I realize it’s an interactive medium, but…

November 16 1 Comment Category: Humor, Technology