I am the bored man…

October 01 5 Comments Category: Humor

Mystery solved. I looked it up, and the correct way to spell the phrase that follows “I am the walrus” is…

Dear Bass Fanatic

March 02 0 Comments Category: Featured, Humor

I pulled up to a stoplight today, and was surprised (as anyone would be) to find my bowels loosening. On further inspection, I found that my teeth were chattering as well, and my brainwaves were being forced into a subtle rhythm that made me slightly nauseated. Heeeeey-Ya. It was the Escalade (surprise!) stopped next to [...]

Summertime inquiry

June 27 2 Comments Category: Humor

Bradley can’t answer, but maybe somebody else can: Exactly what are the qualifications necessary to represent the LBC? And don’t they take your qualifications away if they find out that your woman spreads her lovin’ all over and you don’t do anything about it?

An ode to NIN

May 10 1 Comment Category: Humor

I’m hearing your song On the line Keep getting it on 101.9 I turn the dial My surprise That crap is also blaring out of 98.5.

PC Quest? Anyone? Anyone?

March 24 12 Comments Category: General

Am I the only one that remembers the early ’90s band PC Quest? It was two guys, one girl, and… I’m not sure about the little one. They produced that song “After the Summer’s Gone” in which a 12-year-old kid sings about the soul-shattering tragedy of star-crossed love: