In Memoriam: Nintendo Power Glove

March 20 7 Comments Category: Humor, Technology

Today, I’d like to take a moment to pay my respects to the greatest gizmo of all time: The Nintendo Power Glove. For those of you who don’t remember, the Power Glove was released as a peripheral to the Nintendo Entertainment System in 1989. That is also, coincidentally, when it entered my heart.

Superman: The Movie

February 16 1 Comment Category: Humor

First of all, I understand that it’s fiction. And I’m willing to accept the notion of a space alien with the power to fly, see through stuff, and wear primary colors without looking stupid. But there were still some things in this movie that just can’t be reckoned with. The plot goes like this: Marlon [...]

Scooby Dooby Doo, where… oh, forget it

December 16 0 Comments Category: Featured, Humor

My latest ramblings revolve around a staple of American culture… Scooby Doo. Apparently, during the late 60s, there was a crime wave of people dressing up as monsters. The purpose of this was to scare people away from one of the following: 1) a treasure, 2) a competitor in the inn/resort/theme-park business, or 3) an [...]

Ask Pip: Worst movie ever?

May 24 4 Comments Category: Humor

Dear Pip – what was the worst movie ever? The worst movie ever written, produced, and unleashed upon unsuspecting audiences was Dude, Where’s My Car?. Forget Plan 9. Forget Dead Alive. These movies were, admittedly, horrific, but neither captured the almost malevolent shittiness of Dude, Where’s My Car?. And Dude had no excuse. It had [...]

Movie Review: Constantine

April 05 1 Comment Category: Humor

Yesterday I watched this movie adaptation of Vertigo’s venerated Hellblazer series. I’m not going to comment on it, because comic movies are always cursed to simultanously suck and rule, but I do want to comment on director Whatever-his-name-is’s presentation of Hell.