Jeremy G. Pippin » spam http://jgpippin.com Putting the "er" in Internet since 1996 Mon, 28 Sep 2009 05:28:38 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Spamwatch 2006 http://jgpippin.com/attempted-humor/spamwatch-2006 http://jgpippin.com/attempted-humor/spamwatch-2006#comments Sun, 19 Nov 2006 02:48:02 +0000 Jeremy http://coolblogname.com/2006/11/18/spamwatch-2006/ So… in the last 3 days I have received 4657 spam comment posts.

This is the best one so far:

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]]> http://jgpippin.com/attempted-humor/spamwatch-2006/feed 0 WAR! http://jgpippin.com/general/war http://jgpippin.com/general/war#comments Thu, 16 Nov 2006 12:55:45 +0000 Jeremy http://coolblogname.com/2006/11/16/war/ Wow.  Hope that title got everybody’s attention.

Actually, I’m just going to war on the spam comments.  I left this site alone for too long and the spambots have taken over.  It used to be funny, but now over 3000 comments is not.  So I’m going to take a couple of days to clear this crap out of my site.

Not that anybody reading this gives a shit, but I’m pissed so I’m ranting.

]]> http://jgpippin.com/general/war/feed 0 The Great Spambot Invasion http://jgpippin.com/attempted-humor/the-great-spambot-invasion http://jgpippin.com/attempted-humor/the-great-spambot-invasion#comments Sat, 28 Jan 2006 20:45:08 +0000 Jeremy http://coolblogname.com/?p=29 If you’re reading this, I may already be dead. Pay attention: our very lives may be in danger. I have uncovered a plot by spambots to take over the world.

No, think about it: first they were just in email, right? Randomly emailing folk with made-up names, advertising viagra and mortgage refinancing. they’d slip their nasty little bot fingers into webpages and steal email addresses for their dirty little lists, but at least you could stop them with decent spam blockers. But then … then they spread to chat rooms, telling people they were 18/f , asking people if they wanted to see naked pictures on their profile. Fourteen-year-old kids tried to cyber with them, only to find they needed to enter daddy’s credit card to get any further. I once witnessed an entire aol chat room filled with nothing but spambots, talking to each other. Most of it was garbage, but it may have been in code:

wellhung42: guess what! 1983virgin: that’s great. would you like to see my profile? http://profile.chatclient.com/1983virgin moneyman: hey guys. wellhung42: any guys who want the secret to prolonged erection, IM me! 1983virgin: really? that’s very sexy. i’m a lonely cheerleeder, sitting around in my underwear. look at my profile! moneyman: i have a great business opportunity for you guys!

But then we learned to block them out (or got hobbies and migrated out of the chat rooms), and they had to evolve again. Now they’ve spread to blogs. I just spent — well, five minutes, but still — perusing Blogger blogs that were really ads for casinos and pocket bikes (whatever the hell that is). If they keep evolving like this, it’s only a matter of time before they spread to the computers that control our defense grids and demand that we buy cialis or face our immediate extermination. I’ve seen War Games; I know the score.

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